Fan Mail

Please do not submit jokes or ideas for jokes, they will be deleted by the webmaster and will never be forwarded or seen by Derek due to legal issues. Derek writes all his own material and it is copyrighted.

Not all emails can be responded to due to volume but all will be read.

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Have you seen Derek perform live?
If so name the place(s):
What would you like to say to Derek? (space for 1500 characters)